Thursday, May 08, 2008

Personal ad for a toaster

Handsome, deep toaster with aluminum plating and 3rd and 4th slots
Seeks companion. Same appliance-type preferred, but am very open to anything
But not blenders.
Likes: Bagels, cinnamon bread, and getting it just perfectly golden brown. Enjoys camping and just spending time relaxing unplugged.
Dislikes: any bread with onions in it, cords that are too long, and undercooking things.
I PROMISE NOT TO BURN YOU.

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